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“I don’t want to be part of a club that would have me as a member.”

– Groucho Marx
"I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life. Turns out, today is."

-Steve Martin
“There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.”

– Doug Stanhope
“I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.”

– Larry David
“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

– Jerry Seinfeld
“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”

– George Carlin

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